My mouth nearly kill me

Date: 23-03-2013 9:28 am (12 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
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- at 23-03-2013 09:28 AM (12 years ago)
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I was at a pub in london the other night, had a few drinks, two very large women where sitting right bythe door, they talked with a strong accent, so i went up to them and i asked them "hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" one of them turnedto me and screamed "its wales you " so i apologized and replied, "sorry,are you two whales from Scotland".
That was the last thing i remembered before seeing myself ina gutter in the morning

Posted: at 23-03-2013 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 23-03-2013 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Y gutter na 4 orthopedic u 4 c ya sef Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2013 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 23-03-2013 12:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-03-2013 12:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 23-03-2013 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 23-03-2013 11:37 AM
Y gutter na 4 orthopedic u 4 c ya sef Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2013 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-03-2013 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 23-03-2013 02:52 PM (12 years ago) |
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- buoyantic at 24-03-2013 07:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Some fools are meant 2 be ignored..empty scumbag Tongue
Posted: at 24-03-2013 07:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
Like you,anyway still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 24-03-2013 10:21 AM (12 years ago) |
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- buoyantic at 24-03-2013 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Mumu na only boo u sabi..,y nt profound ur own word..pirate like u..beautiful package box of shit
Posted: at 24-03-2013 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 04:26 PM (12 years ago)
huh ? anyway still  Undecided boo
Posted: at 24-03-2013 04:26 PM (12 years ago) |
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- wakawaka247 at 24-03-2013 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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i just dey waka dey laff dey go  Wink
Posted: at 24-03-2013 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wakawaka247 at 24-03-2013 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: buoyantic on 23-03-2013 09:28 AM
I was at a pub in london the other night, had a few drinks, two very large women where sitting right bythe door, they talked with a strong accent, so i went up to them and i asked them "hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" one of them turnedto me and screamed "its wales you " so i apologized and replied, "sorry,are you two whales from Scotland".
That was the last thing i remembered before seeing myself ina gutter in the morning


Your mouth nearly killed you right?
that same mouth will very soon kill you.
Posted: at 24-03-2013 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
dont mind that outdated thing,
anyway enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 24-03-2013 04:51 PM (12 years ago) |
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- buoyantic at 24-03-2013 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 24-03-2013 04:51 PM
dont mind that outdated thing,
anyway enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 24-03-2013 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 24-03-2013 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: wakawaka247 on 24-03-2013 04:47 PM
Your mouth nearly killed you right?
that same mouth will very soon kill you.
u need diz swine
Posted: at 24-03-2013 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
 Roll Eyes Child play , another  Undecided boo
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- wakawaka247 at 24-03-2013 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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No mind that pkako pikin, him don kolo, I just dey waka dey laff dey go  .
Posted: at 24-03-2013 05:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
i no mind ram ,is just mud
inside that big head of his,
no brain .
Posted: at 24-03-2013 06:00 PM (12 years ago) |
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- wakawaka247 at 24-03-2013 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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not only that na dried mud dey inside,he need a mad woman to piss inside his mud head .
Posted: at 24-03-2013 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2013 06:08 PM (12 years ago)
No wonder,he looks bearish,
and bounce like a creazy bear. 
Posted: at 24-03-2013 06:08 PM (12 years ago) |
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- wakawaka247 at 24-03-2013 06:11 PM (12 years ago)
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hahaha the bearish looking chronic moronic moron buoyantic.
Posted: at 24-03-2013 06:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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