♍Ɣ Penis!! ♍Ɣ Penis!!!

Date: 25-03-2013 7:00 am (11 years ago) | Author: Olagoke Olayemi Bamidele
- at 25-03-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago)
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A drunk guy was with his
girlfriend in a
cinema and suddenly, he fell
asleep.
After a while, he woke up and started
screaming 'MY PENIS, MY PENIS, MY PENIS'!
All the people in the cinema
were surprised at
the guys behaviour.
He continued, 'Where is my
penis? Someone has cut my penis and my
nuts!
Oh God what have I done to deserve this?'
The
embarrassed girlfriend said 'shut
up, you idiot! Your hand is in my pant'!
#LOMFA....

Posted: at 25-03-2013 07:00 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- chummyli at 25-03-2013 10:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-03-2013 10:47 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- wiz-remsey at 25-03-2013 10:41 PM (11 years ago)
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na u do am... Oh guy tak am eazy ooh
Posted: at 25-03-2013 10:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Na joke Huh?
Posted: at 26-03-2013 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 28-03-2013 06:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Mayb
Posted: at 28-03-2013 06:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-03-2013 08:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 28-03-2013 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-03-2013 09:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2013 09:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-03-2013 11:15 PM (11 years ago)
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ı need to drınk beta su b4 after leavıng hıa cos na dry joke ı con jam hıa  Angry
Posted: at 28-03-2013 11:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 29-03-2013 09:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Dry joke
Posted: at 29-03-2013 09:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 29-03-2013 09:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 28-03-2013 11:15 PM
ı need to drınk beta su b4 after leavıng hıa cos na dry joke ı con jam hıa  Angry
Posted: at 29-03-2013 09:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-03-2013 11:15 AM (11 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 30-03-2013 11:15 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-03-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ok     a
Posted: at 30-03-2013 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 12:19 AM (11 years ago)
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owk
Posted: at 1-04-2013 12:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 1-04-2013 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Done
Posted: at 1-04-2013 11:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2013 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes ok,you enjoyed it abi ?
Posted: at 1-04-2013 03:20 PM (11 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 1-04-2013 07:38 PM (11 years ago)
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yep
Posted: at 1-04-2013 07:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-04-2013 02:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-04-2013 02:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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