Nine Dangerous Words Used By Women

Sometime ladies struggle to verbally express their emotions, so they use simple words to answer question unsimple questions. Luckily one very smart person has finally decoded the meaning to these words we ladies use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.



4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how ‘n when you will pay for your mistake.
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7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
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8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F*** YOU!
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9.) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to Turbo, then RUN!!!

Posted: at 29-03-2013 02:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Its true though, saying by experience 

Posted: at 29-03-2013 03:07 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

mtchwwww

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Posted: at 29-03-2013 03:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Kk, datz even if a gal wud try all dese wif me!!

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Posted: at 29-03-2013 06:00 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lolz. Okay nah

Posted: at 29-03-2013 06:16 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

naijapals una welldone oooooooooooooooooo 

Posted: at 29-03-2013 06:38 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Do I look like a moron for a gal to dare me with her words? Poster, get a life and gimme a break

Posted: at 29-03-2013 07:28 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

Poster "whatever", 

Posted: at 29-03-2013 07:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

oboy,this talk na true oh

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Posted: at 29-03-2013 08:14 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 29-03-2013 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero