Blackberry !!!

Date: 03-04-2013 7:28 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Olagoke Olayemi Bamidele
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- at 3-04-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Hello ma pple!

As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear weehn for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣.

Posted: at 3-04-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 3-04-2013 10:24 PM (11 years ago)
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I jump n run
Posted: at 3-04-2013 10:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Shegzan at 3-04-2013 10:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Kk!
Posted: at 3-04-2013 10:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-04-2013 12:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 5-04-2013 12:37 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 5-04-2013 02:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Jotted
Posted: at 5-04-2013 02:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 5-04-2013 08:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Poster u be confirm bad market
Posted: at 5-04-2013 08:57 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 5-04-2013 01:05 PM (11 years ago)
enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 5-04-2013 01:05 PM (11 years ago) |
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- mary11 at 5-04-2013 04:23 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 5-04-2013 04:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-04-2013 05:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 5-04-2013 05:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 6-04-2013 01:28 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok.
Posted: at 6-04-2013 01:28 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2013 09:06 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  5-04-2013 08:57 AM
Poster u be confirm bad market
nna Mehn the guy just spoil my day Angry
Posted: at 6-04-2013 09:06 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-04-2013 08:27 PM (11 years ago)
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na ur lyf u want make he spoıl?  Roll Eyes  Undecided
Posted: at 6-04-2013 08:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2013 11:21 PM (11 years ago)
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I jump
Posted: at 6-04-2013 11:21 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- phunny at 7-04-2013 07:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  6-04-2013 08:27 PM
na ur lyf u want make he spoıl?  Roll Eyes  Undecided


Ask RAM o!
Posted: at 7-04-2013 07:19 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2013 08:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 7-04-2013 08:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 9-04-2013 01:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: phunny on  3-04-2013 07:28 PM
Hello ma pple!

As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-bad, samswag
etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear weehn for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣.
go computer village.
IKE GI there Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-04-2013 01:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-04-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Evil
Posted: at 9-04-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 17-04-2013 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-04-2013 12:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-04-2013 10:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Ike nke gi
Posted: at 18-04-2013 10:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:58 PM (11 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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