How to satisfy a woman

Date: 11-05-2009 4:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 11-05-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again from the top.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with a bottle of beer !!!!.

14_Inches


Posted: at 11-05-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- byenny at 11-05-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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GRAMARIAN
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 12-05-2009 10:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks Byenny,

That is my favourire.

I still use old Michael West dictionary though !!!!




14_inches..
Posted: at 12-05-2009 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 10:42 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b1trillion
Posted: at 12-05-2009 10:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 12-05-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 10:42 AM
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dats true sweetie  Cheesy

Posted: at 12-05-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hey baby, wats up, y dont u cum ova here nd let godmother give u a kiss.......muahhhhhhhhhhhh......... missed ya crazy ass
Posted: at 12-05-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 12-05-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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wooo! fine mum
Posted: at 12-05-2009 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 12:58 PM (14 years ago)
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be a gud gal favourtee, nd i might give u candy.............lol
Posted: at 12-05-2009 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 12-05-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 12-05-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Iphie dear, never mind me. I went for honeymoon in Bosnia !!!



Missed you so much.


14_Inches
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 12-05-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: hacangel26 on 12-05-2009 01:18 PM
hmmm
Grin Grin Grin
calabar.....
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- hacangel26 at 12-05-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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LMAO

Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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14", u nd who, so u av left me along.............................am doing a two step right now yall........ every1 cum dance wif me Grin
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 12-05-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 12-05-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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he wont he loves me die

Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 12-05-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 12-05-2009 01:31 PM
stop lafing ur ass off gal, d dog might eat it
Grin Grin Grin
nne ehen, hacangel happy pass the dog, cos she know say na for pepper soup pot the dog go end put...
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-05-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: hacangel26 on 12-05-2009 01:32 PM
he wont he loves me die
Grin
you sure. because the dog looks to like wetin dem don tell say e go end up for put....
but since you sure say e rove you die, no problem, so you too abeg rove the dog o, but no rove am die, cos that might encourage you to execute am....
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- hacangel26 at 12-05-2009 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
weti b ur own wid ma dog ehh n dat dog no go end 4 pot, infact na heaven get am

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- Kristiantus at 12-05-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: hacangel26 on 12-05-2009 01:48 PM
lol
weti b ur own wid ma dog ehh n dat dog no go end 4 pot, infact na heaven get am
okay ooo.... heaven dog....
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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