Judegement Day

Date: 11-05-2009 5:11 pm (12 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 11-05-2009 05:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Come Judegement Day Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
 

Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- byenny at 11-05-2009 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
even in heaven!
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 11-05-2009 05:11 PM

Come Judegement Day Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"
 
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 05:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- micool at 29-05-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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U funny die....
Posted: at 29-05-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zino100 at 29-05-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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cool.............
Posted: at 29-05-2009 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 29-05-2009 04:26 PM (12 years ago)
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dt husband na case
Posted: at 29-05-2009 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 29-05-2009 11:59 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 29-05-2009 11:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 30-05-2009 12:27 AM (12 years ago)
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moody pikin
Posted: at 30-05-2009 12:27 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-07-2009 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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The moral of this joke is that women are always in control, we men just do shakara, the controlling power is always the silent one, we brag and shout, but the women does the control whether we want to hear that or not because they hold the 2 most poweful powers on hear, the key to the BELLY and the key to the few INCHES BELOW THE BELT ....



14_iNCHES
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 6-07-2009 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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dt man disappointment element in front of God, bcos he have been dominated by his wife here and hereafter
Posted: at 6-07-2009 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 06:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Passing

Posted: at 6-07-2009 06:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 6-07-2009 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
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14 inch u sure say u nor be the man
Posted: at 6-07-2009 06:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 06:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Diverting

Posted: at 6-07-2009 06:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 6-07-2009 06:25 PM (12 years ago)
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woman wrappa....am OMATSEYE....woman no fit dominate me..//
Posted: at 6-07-2009 06:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 06:27 PM (12 years ago)
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abi

Posted: at 6-07-2009 06:27 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toinsauller at 6-07-2009 08:47 PM (12 years ago)
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watevar!!!! Cheesy
Posted: at 6-07-2009 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-07-2009 02:45 AM (12 years ago)
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FUNNY;D THE FIRST COMMENT IS SOOO FUNNY;D*EVEN IN HEAVEN*..LOL..
Posted: at 7-07-2009 02:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-07-2009 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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lolz

Posted: at 7-07-2009 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chariontime at 7-07-2009 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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u're gud
Posted: at 7-07-2009 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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