Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!

So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language.

He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words!

You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"

"Jannie, Jannie" her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letterwords has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has youso upset...Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like....- dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


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Posted: at 14-04-2013 12:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Zeigbo my man long time.. how far ur package na??

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Posted: at 14-04-2013 01:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Nothing do me I full ground

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Posted: at 14-04-2013 01:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na j2s be dat?...... I talk am say u no steal the moni and u no go prison but dem na lie...now u don show face make u tell dem wetin happen

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Posted: at 14-04-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

come sef who u dey moderate,  and u no dey stay one place, this month we go hear say u don go fishing
the other day they say u go farm,  maybe next month na agbolo

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Posted: at 14-04-2013 08:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  fire number 1

Posted: at 15-04-2013 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

  Who be rat?

Posted: at 15-04-2013 08:03 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

U just cum bk with this yeye joke, abi?

Posted: at 17-04-2013 02:26 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The ministry is moving to the next level

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Posted: at 19-04-2013 08:58 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero