Akpos and family!

Date: 14-04-2013 10:10 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 14-04-2013 10:10 PM (11 years ago)
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On a very cool evening, Mr Akpos was
with his family, all watching TV
when his youngest son, 'Joshua'
interrupts with a question.
Joshua: Dad, whats the
difference between 'potential' and '
reality'?
Akpos (turns to wife): would u sleep
with George.W. Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste
that opportunity.
Akpos (turns to daughter): Would u
sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Akpos (turns to eldest son): Would u
sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I
would do with that money.
Akpos turns to his youngest son Joshua:
U see son, 'potentially' we are sitting
with multimillionair­es BUT in 'reality',
we are sitting with two prostitutes and
one Gay, idiot!!


Posted: at 14-04-2013 10:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kelvin_babyboy at 15-04-2013 08:32 AM (11 years ago)
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This akpos tingy is getting too cliche

Posted: at 15-04-2013 08:32 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 15-04-2013 10:15 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin the joke sweet  Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 15-04-2013 10:15 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-04-2013 12:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin pb4 Angry

Posted: at 15-04-2013 12:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 15-04-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 15-04-2013 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 15-04-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago)
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ok na okirika short name Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2013 04:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 15-04-2013 08:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-04-2013 04:34 PM
ok na okirika short name Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

u sabi am pass me

Posted: at 15-04-2013 08:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 15-04-2013 08:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy akpos
Posted: at 15-04-2013 08:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 16-04-2013 12:22 AM (11 years ago)
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wia them

Posted: at 16-04-2013 12:22 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 16-04-2013 08:52 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 15-04-2013 12:29 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin pb4 Angry
hw abt pb5? Hoity-toity! Sad

Posted: at 16-04-2013 08:52 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 16-04-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-04-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 17-04-2013 04:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 17-04-2013 04:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 05:06 PM (11 years ago)
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dıd ı come hıa?

Posted: at 19-04-2013 05:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-04-2013 06:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 19-04-2013 05:06 PM
dıd ı come hıa?


no u live hia

Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 21-04-2013 11:18 AM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-04-2013 11:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-04-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 25-04-2013 07:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Just passing>>

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Posted: at 25-04-2013 07:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-05-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Me 2

Posted: at 3-05-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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