Akpors and Ekaitte got married. Akpors was a well-known man.. So to speak! but Ekaitte was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Akpors was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Akpors was undressing, Ekaitte said, "Oh Akpors, what is that?" Akpors being very quick in thinking said, "Eki baby, I am the only man In the world with one of these."And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Ekaitte was happy.The next morning Akpors went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Ekaitte was on the front pouch obviously upset about something. "Akpors, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Eazy the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one too." Thinking fast, Akpors said, "Oh, Eki baby, Eazy is my good friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those." Ekaitte, not being knowledgeable about these things, accepted his answer, and they did their thing again that night. Akpors went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Ekaitte was very upset, stamping her foot on the pouch. Akpors said, "Eki baby, what is the matter this time?" "Akpors, you gave Eazy the better one!!!" Akpors fainted "lobatan"
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Posted: at 16-04-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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