Men and Gorillas!

Date: 16-04-2013 10:02 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
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- at 16-04-2013 10:02 AM (11 years ago)
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A married couple at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.
woman: Mark, do u know dat gorillas r d only
animals which resemble men in their behaviour? Look,
seeing dat no one is looking, I'll expose one of my
Bosom s 2 it & see how horny it gets just like men do.'
Mary then exposes one of her Bosom s, and, sure enough
the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the
enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
'u See,' says the woman, 'Now, I know why you react the
way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just
like gorillas can't, Men and gorillas are d same."
Mark replied: 'Now expose both Bosom s and let us see
what happens.'
The woman exposes both Bosom s to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately trying to
escape from the enclosure.
Mark says: 'This is incredible,
now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your
bum and let us see what happens!'
The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her
bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely
aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the
woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: 'Mark , what do I do now? Please, help
me!'
Mark replies: 'Now, tell him you are on ur period, u have a
headache and u're not in d mood'. Let us see if Gorillas and
Men are really the same!!


Posted: at 16-04-2013 10:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 16-04-2013 12:05 PM (11 years ago)
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nice1

Posted: at 16-04-2013 12:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-04-2013 12:08 PM (11 years ago)
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but poster......so na true be say u dey share ur wife wit Gorillas....u strongooo.. and u go dey yank female gorillas too

Posted: at 16-04-2013 12:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 16-04-2013 12:41 PM (11 years ago)
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50 50

Posted: at 16-04-2013 12:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-04-2013 02:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster Hw u go leave ur wife make gorilla dey yank am

Posted: at 16-04-2013 02:48 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 16-04-2013 04:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol...

Posted: at 16-04-2013 04:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-04-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 16-04-2013 02:48 PM
Poster Hw u go leave ur wife make gorilla dey yank am


he dey switch sex wit gorillas........male gorilla dey yank him wife..and him dey yank female gorilla

Posted: at 16-04-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- obamagermo at 16-04-2013 08:56 PM (11 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 16-04-2013 08:56 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mary11 at 17-04-2013 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Very funny

Posted: at 17-04-2013 04:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 17-04-2013 11:46 PM (11 years ago)
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not at all

Posted: at 17-04-2013 11:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 18-04-2013 02:13 AM (11 years ago)
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Lmao
Posted: at 18-04-2013 02:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 18-04-2013 05:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Not Bad

Posted: at 18-04-2013 05:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 18-04-2013 06:37 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-04-2013 06:40 PM

he dey switch sex wit gorillas........male gorilla dey yank him wife..and him dey yank female gorilla
lolzz, both of u ehn......? Kk o, I comment my reserve!

Posted: at 18-04-2013 06:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 18-04-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 18-04-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Lyk dis 1.

Posted: at 18-04-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 18-04-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 18-04-2013 08:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-04-2013 09:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-04-2013 06:40 PM

he dey switch sex wit gorillas........male gorilla dey yank him wife..and him dey yank female gorilla
trade by bata

Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:55 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 02:00 PM (11 years ago)
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 Abi

Posted: at 19-04-2013 02:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:14 PM (11 years ago)
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where ma shoe

Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 19-04-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago)
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is with oga at the top

Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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