Tz jst a family matter!

Date: 18-04-2013 7:07 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 18-04-2013 07:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Guys, I ought 2 hv posted dis! I'm bwing veracious ooo..
 A black guy and a
white man were
sitting in the park.
The white man had
a pet monkey and
a black guy was
selling bananas.
So the black guy
said "Mr. can u look
after my bananas I
am going to the toilet".
"Oh yes go ahead"
said the white guy.
When the black guy
came back there we
re no more bananas
and he went mad,
"where are my bananas?"
The white guy said
"ask your brother",
pointing at his monkey.
The black guy just chilled.
Then the white guy said
few seconds later,
'can u look after your
brother I am going to
the toilet.
The black guy said ok.
When the white guy
came back the monkey
was dead and he went
mad asking
"what happened to my monkey?"
The black dude said
"Mr. don't get involved,
its a family matter!!

Posted: at 18-04-2013 07:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 18-04-2013 07:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Jumping n running
Posted: at 18-04-2013 07:51 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 18-04-2013 09:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Soaring
Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2013 09:52 AM (11 years ago)
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flying
Posted: at 18-04-2013 09:52 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 18-04-2013 11:30 AM (11 years ago)
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could dis be joke?Huh?
Posted: at 18-04-2013 11:30 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 18-04-2013 10:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Noo na yonk
Posted: at 18-04-2013 10:31 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 18-04-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Hmm, but ...
Posted: at 18-04-2013 10:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 19-04-2013 04:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Na pb4
Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 19-04-2013 06:03 AM (11 years ago)
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lol you try
Posted: at 19-04-2013 06:03 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 08:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-04-2013 08:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 20-04-2013 09:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 19-04-2013 04:20 AM
Na pb4
young miss, I hv nt com across dis joke b4 on Naijapals.... So no be pb4, na pb419!! Duurh...
Posted: at 20-04-2013 09:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-04-2013 06:55 PM (11 years ago)
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