THE Nood GAMBLER

Date: 20-04-2013 10:40 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 20-04-2013 10:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Two men bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
 She said....., "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely Nood.........." With that, she stripped from her neck down,
den she rolled the dice and yelled........, "Come on..., baby.., Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop........ she jumped up and down and squealed.......... "YES! YES! .........I WON, I WON!" .....She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up the money she has won and her clothes quickly and departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally......, one of them asked the other, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Happy weekend

Posted: at 20-04-2013 10:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- globala at 20-04-2013 11:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Poste are we there yet?
Posted: at 20-04-2013 11:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-04-2013 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-04-2013 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 20-04-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago)
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Have a fabulous one too Wink
Posted: at 20-04-2013 02:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-04-2013 03:35 PM (11 years ago)
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I jump una pass
Posted: at 20-04-2013 03:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 20-04-2013 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha
Posted: at 20-04-2013 04:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 20-04-2013 08:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Jossy smh
Posted: at 20-04-2013 08:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 20-04-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 20-04-2013 09:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-04-2013 06:29 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 20-04-2013 08:30 PM
Jossy smh

wetin happen dis time??
Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:29 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 21-04-2013 06:51 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 21-04-2013 06:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-04-2013 07:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 22-04-2013 07:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 27-04-2013 12:31 AM (11 years ago)
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pourging, cuz of this post
Posted: at 27-04-2013 12:31 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 27-04-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago)
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u nid medical attention...seriously
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 27-04-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago)
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infact na ur face be the kux
Posted: at 27-04-2013 04:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-04-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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ısalryt
Posted: at 28-04-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 28-04-2013 08:23 PM (11 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 28-04-2013 08:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-04-2013 10:58 PM (11 years ago)
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what ıs dıs  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-04-2013 10:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-05-2013 02:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Ask again
Posted: at 4-05-2013 02:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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