Mad cow disease (Page 6)

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad CowDisease.

Lady reporter:Good morning sir, i am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad cow disease. Can u offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter(obviously embarrassed): well, sir, that's a new piece of information; but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Madcow disease?

The farmer: And madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The lady reporter: sir, this is really valuable information; but what about getting to the point?

The farmer:(getting closer to the reporter) i am getting to the point, madam.....just imagine, if i was playing with your br**st twice a day and only scr*wing you once a year, wouldnt you get mad?

what are u hmmming for now ehnnn teeco, i hv said again n again that if i had a gun u will be the first person that i will empty the bullets on. plss stay clear n out of ma way.......krist could u do comething pls b4 i kill somebody?

@quinzee4mee do u know teeco is d general in d house wit maximum security arround him ie captain,inspectors,sergents,constables etc.

is not her fult she dont know