TWO little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbour and decide to go to a calm place to share the loot equally , one of them suggested going to the near by cemetery,
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery TWO oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn,t bother to pick it since they had enough in the bag,
few minutes later, a drunkman on his way home passes by near the cemetery gate and heard a voive say-----
one for me , one for you , one for me one for you,
he immediately sobers up and run as fast as his two lrgs can carry his tommy belle to the local priest,
Father, please come with me , come and witness GOD and satan sharing corpse at the cemetery ,
they both ran back to the cemetery gate and the count continues , one for me one for you. but suddenly the voice stopped counting and said
What about the TWO at the gate ----- ooooh my GOD. come see marathon, the priest even almost run past the church gate, shouting we are not dead yet , we are not dead yet --- haahhaahha
put some smile on some,s face today
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