Guys Beware - 10 Signs You Are Dating a Mammy Water

Date: 27-04-2013 5:25 pm (11 years ago) | Author: sunday Kayode
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- at 27-04-2013 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building

2). You don't know her real name or even her surname. maybe she even told you her name is just Lynda......That's all

3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked

4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep's with you when she's done

5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place

6). She never talks about her family and doesn't have any friend

7) Ever since you met her, your life has turned upside down but of course, your grandma in the village is the cause Wink

Cool. Her Brazilian hair looks Natural

9). She has stopped you from eating Fish. Ever since you met her, its either chicken or meat, nothing from the sea

10). Finally, She's the perfect Girl. she doesn't ask you for anything. She doesn't care about Valentines day and you don't even know her birthday. She never gets jealous or goes through you phone.

Guys, if your babe falls in these categories, you better wake up and run for your life...please, drop your comments and let us know what you think.

http://www.tundeola.com/2013/04/guys-beware-10-signs-you-are-dating.html#more

Posted: at 27-04-2013 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- osamabinladin at 27-04-2013 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Crap !!
Posted: at 27-04-2013 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- emaakin at 27-04-2013 07:06 PM (11 years ago)
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TOY POSTER
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:06 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jane4real at 27-04-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- oddyme at 27-04-2013 07:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster, you talk like someone with a low reasoning faculty.....This is rampiss!!
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:36 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- PHINO at 27-04-2013 07:42 PM (11 years ago)
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YOU NEED MY COMMENTS TO KEEP YOU BUSY HUH?
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:42 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 2bify at 27-04-2013 07:51 PM (11 years ago)
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4king crap, seems like ajanni comment
Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 27-04-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nzewyte at 27-04-2013 07:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Have any1 seen dis kinda babe? Cos that wht i v been searching 4  for a long tym!

Posted: at 27-04-2013 07:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- udenzeu at 27-04-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Rubbish talk
Posted: at 27-04-2013 08:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moni4real at 27-04-2013 08:40 PM (11 years ago)
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NONSENSE
Posted: at 27-04-2013 08:40 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeesexie at 27-04-2013 08:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Waste of ma freaking time
Posted: at 27-04-2013 08:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mary11 at 27-04-2013 08:48 PM (11 years ago)
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child's play

Posted: at 27-04-2013 08:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ILuvAss63 at 27-04-2013 08:52 PM (11 years ago)
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I actually need a mammy-water as a companion .
Posted: at 27-04-2013 08:52 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- afahaene at 27-04-2013 09:05 PM (11 years ago)
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I don't want to meet such bebe.
Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:05 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- bekay1 at 27-04-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago)
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God bless you poster!
this makes me remember the proverbial saying that the dog would not heed the owner's voice.
These kinda people are outa there everywhere...I wish guys eyes are opened :O
Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:10 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- paulohking at 27-04-2013 09:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Na wa o, must u post for goodness sake  Angry
Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- proly at 27-04-2013 09:19 PM (11 years ago)
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kkk
Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-04-2013 09:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha I posted this 4 days ago. Thank God it did not make Τ̲̅ђέ front page

Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:36 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Shegzan at 27-04-2013 09:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Kk!

Posted: at 27-04-2013 09:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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