Economic Crisis

Date: 16-05-2009 11:36 am (14 years ago) | Author: Charity Peters
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- at 16-05-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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A husband working abroad wrote to his wife
Dear Sweetheart, I can't send your allowance from my salary this month because the global market crises has affected me, so I am sending a 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart and I love you. Your loving husband,
His wife replied as below
Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses. Find below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses... 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us for only 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 3 kisses instead of the**rent 4. The Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i gave him OTHER items too. 5. miscellaneous expense amount to 40 kisses Shall I plan the same for next month


Posted: at 16-05-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- nollylove at 17-05-2009 04:59 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-05-2009 04:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- byenny at 19-05-2009 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
waitin 4 just 1 kiss
Posted: at 19-05-2009 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 19-05-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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yes,better plan for the whole year!!!
Posted: at 19-05-2009 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chariontime at 21-05-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Or bettter still 5years ahead
Posted: at 21-05-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toinsauller at 21-05-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Women wil always take advantage of everything dat comes thier way. Check out the plannin am sure d man for almost die 4 where he dey
Posted: at 21-05-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 22-05-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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d man go get heart attack immediately

Posted: at 22-05-2009 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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for reallll
 chei obinrin sha
Posted: at 22-05-2009 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 22-05-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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yes na this type women be my friends cos na them know how to handle some men ehnn una for ask the man whether na 100 kisses she go chop or take feed the family?
Posted: at 22-05-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 22-05-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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abiiooo
Posted: at 22-05-2009 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chariontime at 22-05-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 22-05-2009 12:05 PM
yes na this type women be my friends cos na them know how to handle some men ehnn una for ask the man whether na 100 kisses she go chop or take feed the family?

help me ask them Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-05-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 22-05-2009 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- n9neoneone at 23-05-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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What an irresponsible reaction!
Posted: at 23-05-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chariontime at 23-05-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Na u know who irresponsible o. the woman only said her mind and i dont think thats bad
Posted: at 23-05-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osituga at 24-05-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Women...hehehe....na their way
Posted: at 24-05-2009 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 24-05-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago)
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hey uuu....wat are u doing her without ur wife @sholly
Posted: at 24-05-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 24-05-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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ironlady,who be dis
Posted: at 24-05-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 24-05-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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dats my real bf!!live bf..my hawty isnt he cute?
Posted: at 24-05-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-05-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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PELE OOOOO IRON LOL...OH I SEEE
Posted: at 24-05-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 24-05-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe..leave me alonee
Posted: at 24-05-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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