trip to China. While in China, he
is very segxwally promiscuous and
does not take any precautions. A
week after arriving back home
he awakens one morning to find
his penis covered with bright
green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes
to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen
anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the
results. The man returns a
couple of days later and the
doctor says, "I've got bad news
for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We
know very little about it."
The man looks a little relieved
and says, "Well, give me a shot
or something and fix me up
doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure other
than to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh
no! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's
your choice. Go ahead if you
want, but surgery is your only
choice."
The next day, the man seeks out
a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he'll know more about the
disease. The Chinese doctor
examines his penis and
proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian
VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can you do? My
American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my
penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his
head and laughs, "Stupid
American doctor! American
doctor, always want to operate.
Make more money, that way."
"Then there's no need to
operate? Oh, thank God!" the
man replies!
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor,
"You no worry! Wait two weeks,
it fall off by itself!"
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