Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention!

Date: 08-05-2013 3:05 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 8-05-2013 03:05 PM (10 years ago)
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Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention!
=> Every Sunday = Rice (mostly)
=> All Northerners are Muslims (99%)
=> All Calabar ladies are good in bed (sure)
=> Rich Hausa Men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
=> All Benue people practice wife-sharing
=> On a date the guy should always pay the bills
=> A guy must ask a lady out
=> The older child must marry first
=> When you travel abroad you become auto rich
=> Every noodles na indomie
=> Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
=> If u drive a car; u have money
=> If u call a girl: u are interested in her
=> No Calabar girl is a virgin (no be me talk dis one o)
=> Igbo girls like money (mostly na IGBO Girls)
=> Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
=> Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
... abi na lie...?
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-05-2013 03:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 8-05-2013 06:02 PM (10 years ago)
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I no knw all dis ones......I no even knw say na pb4
na 2 of una just dey tell me all dis now
Posted: at 8-05-2013 06:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 8-05-2013 07:52 PM (10 years ago)
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copy copy
Posted: at 8-05-2013 07:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Yungchill at 9-05-2013 12:18 AM (10 years ago)
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Outdated...
Posted: at 9-05-2013 12:18 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 9-05-2013 01:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 9-05-2013 01:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 9-05-2013 03:46 PM (10 years ago)
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PoSting PB4,outdated joke in dis forum is another nigeria mentality that needs urgent attention
Posted: at 9-05-2013 03:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-05-2013 03:03 PM (10 years ago)
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See who de talk Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-05-2013 03:03 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 12-05-2013 07:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Watchin
Posted: at 12-05-2013 07:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 13-05-2013 08:02 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-05-2013 08:02 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 13-05-2013 08:04 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-05-2013 08:04 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 15-05-2013 12:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 12-05-2013 07:03 PM
Watchin

beta 4 u
Posted: at 15-05-2013 12:03 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 15-05-2013 07:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Na wa o, everything na pb4 sef, oga o
Posted: at 15-05-2013 07:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 05:48 AM (10 years ago)
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paste n copy
Posted: at 16-05-2013 05:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 17-05-2013 11:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Abi
Posted: at 17-05-2013 11:17 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 18-05-2013 05:21 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 18-05-2013 05:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- phunny at 20-05-2013 07:46 PM (10 years ago)
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*yinmu* dƐŶ waka dƐŶ go.
Posted: at 20-05-2013 07:46 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 21-05-2013 02:47 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 21-05-2013 02:47 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-05-2013 04:52 PM (10 years ago)
 Roll Eyes  Undecided
Posted: at 21-05-2013 04:52 PM (10 years ago) |
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- francischi at 22-05-2013 12:04 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 22-05-2013 03:09 PM (10 years ago)
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I DON HEAR UNA Oooooo, I WILL NOT P4B AGAIN...  Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 22-05-2013 03:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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