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![-]( "globala") globala at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (10 years ago)  (m)
Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom = OWN -GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
11.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ
19.Two legs on shoulder =THROWING.
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline.
21. A lady usings pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
22.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaaal....
Pls play by the good rules!
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 11-05-2013 02:18 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Yungchill") Yungchill at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (10 years ago) (m) Outdated...
Leggo instagram @Yungchill_ | Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:39 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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hehe.....,na soo?
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (10 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "globala") globala at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago) (m) una dick dey!
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 11-05-2013 03:26 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "buoyantic") buoyantic at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (10 years ago) (m) Choi..my tin don hard | Posted: at 11-05-2013 06:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (10 years ago) (f) Am seeing tins o | Posted: at 12-05-2013 06:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "buoyantic") buoyantic at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (10 years ago) (m) No near me oh! Unless u wil be in trouble | Posted: at 12-05-2013 08:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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is sa pity oooooo ok  | Posted: at 13-05-2013 08:14 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "globala") globala at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago) (m) who u dey pity 4 hia?
Globala is the game!!! | Posted: at 14-05-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "buoyantic") buoyantic at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago) (m) She dey pity me | Posted: at 14-05-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago) (f) ok na...skul of sex/futball | Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (10 years ago) (m)  
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:17 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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foster ı fıt joın anu club?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]() at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago) ![]() complete  boo | Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "emmajenic1") emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago) (m) Guy,u dey dangerous oh!!!!!! | Posted: at 29-06-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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its una boy aka NEWRUMOUR Back wit a new born again name aka SILVER ND GOLD / ok lets get back to bu | Posted: at 1-07-2013 11:47 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "oceaniccom") oceaniccom at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago) (m) Guys phyuk as una like no lele | Posted: at 5-07-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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its una boy aka NEWRUMOUR Back wit a new born again name aka SILVER ND GOLD / ok lets get back to bu | Posted: at 5-07-2013 11:53 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "phunny") phunny at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (10 years ago) (m) I'm hearin thinx | Posted: at 7-07-2013 11:00 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa | Posted: at 8-07-2013 09:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero | |
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