Woman allegedly tried to cut a man who cut the cheese

Date: 11-05-2013 7:56 am (10 years ago) | Author: Direct
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In this day and age, there are legions of culturally advanced women who understand that the worth of a man should not be measured by his errant passage of gas. Progressive, astute women walk among us whose senses of humor are not bound by petty, outdated visions of "politeness," "sensitivity" or "shame." And then there is Deborah Ann Burns from Immokalee, Fla., who allegedly launched a kitchen knife at her boyfriend when they were watching TV and he let a big stinky go right in her kisser. Was it all a joke gone horribly wrong, or perhaps merely an accident after a fine, Immokalee meal? Whatever, Burns was arrested and charged with aggravated battery.

Posted: at 11-05-2013 07:56 AM (10 years ago) | Hero