whr is ur mother?

Date: 16-05-2013 7:33 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 16-05-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago)
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HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked his son "where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.

Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 09:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:20 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-06-2013 09:40 AM (11 years ago)
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not again...just pb4
Posted: at 5-06-2013 09:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:13 PM (11 years ago)
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<<<<<<<<<<<<
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-06-2013 11:46 AM (11 years ago)
outdated expired  Undecided boo  Undecided boo  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:46 AM (11 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 9-06-2013 08:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Copy-pasted
Posted: at 9-06-2013 08:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 10-06-2013 12:07 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided boo reloading 3%.....
Posted: at 10-06-2013 12:07 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 11-06-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Reloading complete 100%
Posted: at 11-06-2013 09:16 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Xanchikorea at 12-06-2013 01:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 12-06-2013 01:25 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- omomarty at 12-06-2013 11:47 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2013 11:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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