whr is ur mother?

Date: 16-05-2013 7:33 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 16-05-2013 07:33 AM (10 years ago)
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HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked his son "where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.

Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:33 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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