whr is ur mother?

Date: 16-05-2013 7:35 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 16-05-2013 07:35 AM (10 years ago)
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HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love
HUSBAND: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes
HUSBAND: Turn on the blender
WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked his son "where is your mother?
SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.

Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:35 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 16-05-2013 07:45 AM (10 years ago)
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hehehe....sharp wife
nice 1
Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:45 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 16-05-2013 07:50 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-05-2013 07:45 AM
hehehe....sharp wife
nice 1
na only Once I post dis joke oo.. I no knw why dem post am 2 times!
Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:50 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 16-05-2013 08:08 AM (10 years ago)
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Correct woman Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2013 08:08 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:01 AM (10 years ago)
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lols
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:01 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 16-05-2013 12:44 PM (10 years ago)
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D woman smart die... Buh d man don catch am sha!
Posted: at 16-05-2013 12:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 20-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Good One
Posted: at 20-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 20-05-2013 03:24 PM (10 years ago)
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see as all of una dey open mouth dis joke funny Huh?

any way boo
Posted: at 20-05-2013 03:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 20-05-2013 07:37 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-05-2013 07:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 21-05-2013 02:55 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 21-05-2013 02:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-05-2013 04:50 PM (10 years ago)
 Roll Eyes  Shocked  Undecided
Posted: at 21-05-2013 04:50 PM (10 years ago) |
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- francischi at 22-05-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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