you dey mad??

Date: 16-05-2013 7:46 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 16-05-2013 07:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Akpors and his sister were in bed sleeping, he dreamt he was in Paradise. When he got
to the Paradise's gate, he met an angel who started 2 show him everything.
After a while, Akpors asked the angel.
Akpors :can I piss here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again Akpors asked.
Akpors: can I mess here?
Angel: it's not allowed but you can.
After a while again Akpors asked.
Akpors : can I poo here?
Angel: it's not allowed but
you can.
Then Akpors saw a flower and then ask the angel.
Akpors : can i use the
flower to clean my butt?
Angel : it's not allowed but you can. As Akpors was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face.......
Sister: You piss for bed I no talk, you mess I leave you I no talk, you poo on top bed I leave you i no talk.
You won kon use my wrapper clean your
bottom.
you dey mad?


Posted: at 16-05-2013 07:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 16-05-2013 08:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Lol but remix

Posted: at 16-05-2013 08:09 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:00 AM (10 years ago)
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smiling
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:00 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 16-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 16-05-2013 08:09 AM
Lol but remix
I no knw say na remixed... Dn't wori, ama change!

Posted: at 16-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 16-05-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago)
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lol...u try

Posted: at 16-05-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 17-05-2013 12:24 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Shegzan on 16-05-2013 12:46 PM
I no knw say na remixed... Dn't wori, ama change!

beta do

Posted: at 17-05-2013 12:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 17-05-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 17-05-2013 12:24 PM
beta do
k,bye#

Posted: at 17-05-2013 08:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 18-05-2013 11:58 AM (10 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 18-05-2013 11:58 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 18-05-2013 04:06 PM (10 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 18-05-2013 04:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Nice old joke

Posted: at 5-06-2013 08:56 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:19 PM (10 years ago)
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ıC

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-06-2013 11:41 AM (10 years ago)
capital  Undecided boo
Posted: at 7-06-2013 11:41 AM (10 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 23-06-2013 06:36 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-06-2013 06:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 06:12 PM (10 years ago)
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wey joke ?  Huh?

Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:12 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 06:25 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 16-05-2013 08:09 AM
Lol but remix

Remix time

Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:25 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 12:40 AM (10 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:40 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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