Name dose dat died!

Date: 17-05-2013 8:54 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all died in the same freak accident. So when they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter told them that, unfortunately, heaven was overcrowded. So each of dem had to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher was called first, and St. Peter asked, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg”
“Phew, that one’s easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”
The thief replied, “That’s a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question:
“Name them.”

Posted: at 17-05-2013 08:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Erejuwa at 17-05-2013 10:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Pretty cul
Posted: at 17-05-2013 10:10 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 18-05-2013 11:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 18-05-2013 11:54 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 18-05-2013 12:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Hell fire guaranteed 4 d lawyer
Posted: at 18-05-2013 12:59 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2013 01:55 PM (10 years ago)
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u go fear question
Posted: at 18-05-2013 01:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 18-05-2013 04:00 PM (10 years ago)
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this joke again

anyway booo
Posted: at 18-05-2013 04:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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