house, Akpos wanted 2 run away but he said to himself dat if he ran away, he might be
killed so he froze himself & stood like an image..
The armed robbers ordered for money but
they did not have money, so d armed robbers looked at d image, then turned to akpos' wife & said:
Armed robber 1: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur
house, but you dont have any money. Infact i'm going to destroy dis image.
* he set his gun, pointed at d image (Akpos) and was about to shoot.*
Akpos: (screamed out!) please dont shoot, I am d image of God.
Armed robber 2: So here you are, I have been praying to you to
give me job but you dont want to answer my prayer..so today
since I have d opportunity of
seeing you, I will not let u escape.. when you get to hell, explain to them why u did not want to give me a job.
*about to shoot*
Akpos: (screamed out
again!!) abeg.. abeg, I am d image of akpos.. I no wan die!
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