Letter From Boyfriend To Girlfriend

Date: 19-05-2013 10:47 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
- at 19-05-2013 10:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Dear: Girlfriend!!..

I LOVE SEX..That's Me! I'm A Man.. So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Horny For You. It's Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That honeypot.......Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King Solomon. ...My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My Size!  You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me!....... Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My Love For You Is........ Sometimes I Cum Fast, Sometimes I Last Longer........ It's Called Being A Man...... Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too Quick!  You Should Thank God I Came! That Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed., It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last! ..........But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!, DON'T EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The phyuk Are You Doing With Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters...... And Female Cousins..... If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do Something About It.......
Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. .......My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine!, Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever!.. If They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have Called You Instead!........... If I Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You, Not To Bail You Out!.... ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS!.........................I am Your Boyfriend,Not ATM
Your.,Boyfriend!!..


Posted: at 19-05-2013 10:47 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- stancobic at 19-05-2013 11:35 PM (10 years ago)
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This is what women derseve bt exclude my baby
Posted: at 19-05-2013 11:35 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- sugarbaby2392 at 20-05-2013 02:39 AM (10 years ago)
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women self, nawah ooh
Posted: at 20-05-2013 02:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 20-05-2013 09:57 AM (10 years ago)
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"Yours boifrnd"

Posted: at 20-05-2013 09:57 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Treasure2 at 20-05-2013 10:45 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin....Why not ATM
Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:45 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 20-05-2013 10:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Ewoooooo, i can't stop laughing... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:46 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ekwynne at 20-05-2013 01:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Very funny.... just funny
Posted: at 20-05-2013 01:53 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- mary11 at 20-05-2013 09:16 PM (10 years ago)
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Nice 1

Posted: at 20-05-2013 09:16 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shydaimma at 20-05-2013 09:26 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-05-2013 09:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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