:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean. :>Every Cat na Demon :>Every Fine boy na Player. :>Every light skin girl na Olosho :>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga. :>Every Sunday = Rice :>All Northerners are Muslims :>All Calabar ladies are good in bed :>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki. :>All Benue people practice wife-sharing :>On a date the guy should always pay the bills :>A guy must ask a lady out :>The older child must marry first :>When you travel abroad you become auto rich :>Every noodles na indomie :>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi :>If u drive a car; u have money :>If u call a girl: u are interested in her :>Igbo girls like money :>Yoruba girls are dirty :>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic :>Alomo bitter = sex fuel. :> Every Diaper= Na Pampers
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 21-05-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
yinkaolu_1 at 21-05-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago) (m)
every fine girl(especially the light skinned ones) are mammy waters
if a ladies marries late, spiritual husband is disturbing her
lwkmd...nice one poster
Posted: at 21-05-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
yinkaolu_1 at 21-05-2013 06:14 PM (10 years ago) (m)
(To most yorubas) If you're a Nigerian and you're not Yoruba, then you're either hausa or Igbo, not other tribe exist in Nigeria..lol
(To most Igbos) most of the girls in the cities are too exposed and not good for marriage, only the ones in the villages are "Wife Materials".
(To my mum) so far a you're student, you must know EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERY SINGLE THING in the world, including how to cook Oha soup even though I was born and brought up Yoruba ways...she'll say: If you don't know, then why are you going to school? (I love that woman die)
Posted: at 21-05-2013 06:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sophiebaby at 21-05-2013 06:28 PM (10 years ago) (f)
Quote from: yinkaolu_1 on 21-05-2013 06:14 PM
(To most yorubas) If you're a Nigerian and you're not Yoruba, then you're either hausa or Igbo, not other tribe exist in Nigeria..lol
(To most Igbos) most of the girls in the cities are too exposed and not good for marriage, only the ones in the villages are "Wife Materials".
(To my mum) so far a you're student, you must know EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERY SINGLE THING in the world, including how to cook Oha soup even though I was born and brought up Yoruba ways...she'll say: If you don't know, then why are you going to school? (I love that woman die)
Lols.. ya mama funny die
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 21-05-2013 06:28 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
jane4real at 21-05-2013 06:44 PM (10 years ago) (f)
Quote from: yinkaolu_1 on 21-05-2013 06:14 PM
(To most yorubas) If you're a Nigerian and you're not Yoruba, then you're either hausa or Igbo, not other tribe exist in Nigeria..lol
(To most Igbos) most of the girls in the cities are too exposed and not good for marriage, only the ones in the villages are "Wife Materials".
(To my mum) so far a you're student, you must know EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERY SINGLE THING in the world, including how to cook Oha soup even though I was born and brought up Yoruba ways...she'll say: If you don't know, then why are you going to school? (I love that woman die)
lol
Posted: at 21-05-2013 06:44 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
escapedprince at 21-05-2013 06:47 PM (10 years ago) (m)
. And every Northerner is a Muslim ! , Nice one Sophie , with posts like this we might bid fair well to tribalism and ethnic bigotry, at least in Naijapals !!!
Posted: at 21-05-2013 06:47 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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