Divine conception

Date: 25-05-2009 3:53 pm (11 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
- at 25-05-2009 03:53 PM (11 years ago)
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abomen.
it only took the doctor about 2seconds to say, "gimmie a break, lady! your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turned red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl, and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged an screamed, "Quit looking out the window! arent you paying attention to me?
yes, of course i am paying attention, ma'am. its just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. i was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant."

Posted: at 25-05-2009 03:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac