arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK,
what happened to your back ?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right ? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard anoise in ♍Ɣ bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said"My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you ?"
He replied, "You know I havebeen unemployed
for a while now. Today was the first day at ♍Ɣ new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives ; he looks even worse
than the other two Patients do..
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the
hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one
threw it from the 3rd floor"....
LWKMD!!!!!!
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