Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders (Page 4)

Date: 06-06-2013 11:24 am (10 years ago) | Author: samuel
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- papadip at 6-06-2013 08:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: isbigo on  6-06-2013 01:05 PM
POSTER,U MUST BE A BASTARD BY SAYING THAT ORJI UZOR KALU MADE THE ABOVE COMMENTS,IF U MUST KNOW,THE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY ALHAJI GARUBA BAKO,AN HAUSA COW HIGHEST SELLER IN UMUAHIA,AT GARIKI CATTLE MARKET,UMUAHIA ,IN 1992 WHEN  HE WANTED TO CONTEST FOR UMUAHIA LGA CHAIRMANSHIP.SO STOP SAYING WHAT U ARE NOT SURE OF.THESE ARE SOME OF HIS POLITICAL MANIFESTOES.YOWAA,TOOHH MADILA,IF UNA VOTE FOR ME,I GO WATER UNA,KROTA UNA,FIRE UNA,PUMP UNA,NAMA UNA AND COW UNA
You have a short-fuse. Do you have to call the poster a bastard?
This is unwarranted Direct-Attack

Posted: at 6-06-2013 08:01 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fateewase at 6-06-2013 09:20 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 09:20 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 6-06-2013 09:47 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-06-2013 09:47 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- proly at 6-06-2013 09:48 PM (10 years ago)
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kkk
Posted: at 6-06-2013 09:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chicco77 at 6-06-2013 09:55 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 09:55 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zoe61 at 6-06-2013 10:00 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhah ooh my God this is more than 4unny
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francofoks at 6-06-2013 10:38 PM (10 years ago)
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lwkmd!!  dis dame sef...
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:38 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- yonyhandsome at 6-06-2013 11:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahaha Patience Jonathan... am laughing to bed cos this made my day complete
Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:10 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- arebanokojie at 7-06-2013 12:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Honestly, did these public officers make these utterances?
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:17 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jecon at 7-06-2013 12:28 AM (10 years ago)
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Obj is a terrible man... He said even jesus christ cannot conduct a free and fair elections Grin. He also said only juju can save south africa  Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:28 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Asterimou at 7-06-2013 12:34 AM (10 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaa. 15, 17 and 18 really fall me from the chair am sitting. this woman really said or its just a joke? Lol
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BlueIxora at 7-06-2013 12:43 AM (10 years ago)
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Damn! Dame Jonathan dey bite English like kpomo. Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:43 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fordman09 at 7-06-2013 01:04 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2013 01:04 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- lakman at 7-06-2013 01:49 AM (10 years ago)
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if david mark said so he doesn't worth to hold a public post in nigerian
Posted: at 7-06-2013 01:49 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omon447 at 7-06-2013 04:40 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: moniconyez on  6-06-2013 07:05 PM
(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my
family".. Dame Jonathan.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for
responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to
televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Lollz my belle ooh, i can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?

Aunty PATIE ESSY OOOO
Posted: at 7-06-2013 04:40 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- omon447 at 7-06-2013 04:44 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: lakman on  7-06-2013 01:49 AM
if david mark said so he doesn't worth to hold a public post in nigerian
You are right ooh, that David mark is a mug.........
Posted: at 7-06-2013 04:44 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nicksam at 7-06-2013 08:21 AM (10 years ago)
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INTERESTING
Posted: at 7-06-2013 08:21 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Roselynessa at 7-06-2013 08:23 AM (10 years ago)
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hahahaha...my ribs don suffer, I LOVE PATIENCE JONATHAN, her own funny pass.
Posted: at 7-06-2013 08:23 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- factfinding at 7-06-2013 08:28 AM (10 years ago)
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Omg our so called leaders and their wife's will not kill me with their grammatical English, especial Dame Jonathan she's just doing her own thing not minding what come's out it  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2013 08:28 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sucre4u at 7-06-2013 08:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Dame patience has d highest n she s d winner
Posted: at 7-06-2013 08:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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