SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

Date: 06-06-2013 9:09 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 6-06-2013 09:09 PM (10 years ago)
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WOMEN YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story cuz I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men
If you DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS, a walk over;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO, he says you are CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE
If u DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like a CHILD
If he SCOLDS u, it's because he CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
14. If u send this info to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they say u are selfish...

HOW ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?Huh?Huh??
We know we're sometimes hard to please but keep trying please..


Posted: at 6-06-2013 09:09 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- osarobo62 at 6-06-2013 10:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Become a lesbian and all your "men problems" will be over Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- merion at 6-06-2013 10:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: osarobo62 on  6-06-2013 10:07 PM
Become a lesbian and all your "men problems" will be over Grin Grin Grin Grin


u guyz should change position to  Grin
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 6-06-2013 10:14 PM (10 years ago)
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True poster wink

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:14 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jane4real at 6-06-2013 10:20 PM (10 years ago)
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sooooooooooo true
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:20 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- born_to_win at 6-06-2013 10:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Gee from all these points in the post, it shows that people nowadays have really really high insecurity.
Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:34 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BlueIxora at 6-06-2013 11:32 PM (10 years ago)
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These are the problems of a man with a very low self esteem. Cool
Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickman2 at 6-06-2013 11:47 PM (10 years ago)
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story from st james.. we hear..na game without end abi..
Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:47 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickman2 at 6-06-2013 11:49 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-06-2013 11:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moni4real at 7-06-2013 12:07 AM (10 years ago)
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NICE ONE I MUST CONFESS.
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:07 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SanHilz at 7-06-2013 12:19 AM (10 years ago)
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Chai.. Now y r they feelin guilty@ women..lolz
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:19 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- ebiteck at 7-06-2013 12:47 AM (10 years ago)
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females just keep trying
Posted: at 7-06-2013 12:47 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lakman at 7-06-2013 01:06 AM (10 years ago)
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the most useless post ever in naijapals.
Posted: at 7-06-2013 01:06 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ghanalove at 7-06-2013 02:11 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: osarobo62 on  6-06-2013 10:07 PM
Become a lesbian and all your "men problems" will be over Grin Grin Grin Grin
or become asegxwal an all my love problems will go away
Posted: at 7-06-2013 02:11 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Shegzan at 7-06-2013 02:45 AM (10 years ago)
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Kk!

Posted: at 7-06-2013 02:45 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 7-06-2013 03:11 AM (10 years ago)
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TRUE TALK,,,POSTER,
Posted: at 7-06-2013 03:11 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Biafranwar at 7-06-2013 03:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Akuko
Posted: at 7-06-2013 03:21 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Berry123 at 7-06-2013 06:15 AM (10 years ago)
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You're right.
Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:15 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2013 06:19 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: lakman on  7-06-2013 01:06 AM
the most useless post ever in naijapals.

Just like I expected to hia frm d most useless commenter in NP......it shows dat u are among some of d men we are talking about hia

Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:19 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 7-06-2013 06:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Ok na I hear
Posted: at 7-06-2013 06:21 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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