Marriage For One Night

Date: 09-06-2013 8:48 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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Two strangers, a man and a woman, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they are tired and fall asleep quickly in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leans over and gently wakes the woman and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” the woman replies. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.” “Wow! That’s a fantastic idea!” he exclaims, with a huge smile on his face. “Good,” she replies. “Now, get your own damn blanket!

Posted: at 9-06-2013 08:48 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- Rihannaaa at 9-06-2013 10:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Pb4  Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 9-06-2013 10:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 9-06-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster u deserve big hot smelling slap
Posted: at 9-06-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 9-06-2013 08:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Boring
Posted: at 9-06-2013 08:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 06:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Where i keep dat my cane sef?Huh??
Posted: at 29-06-2013 06:57 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- silverndgold at 1-07-2013 11:51 AM (11 years ago)
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tank GOD i didnt read dis crap  Cool
Posted: at 1-07-2013 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 1-07-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  9-06-2013 02:28 PM
Poster u deserve big hot smelling slap

I no read post but your reply too funny.....lolz Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-07-2013 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-07-2013 06:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on  9-06-2013 02:28 PM
Poster u deserve big hot smelling slap

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Posted: at 1-07-2013 06:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 1-07-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-07-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- silverndgold at 1-07-2013 06:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-07-2013 06:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 9-07-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago)
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ınstead of laff omo na cry full my mouth for thıs joke o  Cry
Posted: at 9-07-2013 01:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- etibaba at 10-07-2013 12:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Crap
Posted: at 10-07-2013 12:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silverndgold at 10-07-2013 09:29 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 10-07-2013 09:29 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Youngds at 10-07-2013 05:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha lolz
Posted: at 10-07-2013 05:57 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- silverndgold at 11-07-2013 12:12 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 11-07-2013 12:12 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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