Joke of the day

Date: 09-06-2013 10:41 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Erejuwa omonuwa
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Conversation between God and a Man... Man: God can I ask u a question? God: Sure! Man: Promise u won't get mad at me. God: I promise. Man: Why did u let so much happen to me today? God: how do u mean? Man: Well I woke up late, God: Yes. Man: My car wouldn't start. God: okay. Man: At lunch they made me the wrong sandwich and I had to wait asthey prepared another. God: hmmm. Man: On my way home, my fone went dead just as I was about to pick upa call. God: Alright. Main: And on top of it all, wen I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work! Nothing went right! Why did u do that? God: let me see, the death angel was at ur bed dis morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for ur life, I let u sleep through that. Billy: (humbled) oh! God: I did not want ur car to start because there was a drunk driver on ur route that would have hit you if you were on the road and would have killed you. Man: (ashamed) GOD: The first person who made ur sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch the flu, I knew u cudnt afford to miss work. Man: (embarrassed) okay. God:your fone went dead coz the person dat was calling was going to give false witness about what u said on that call, I did not even let u talk to him so u cud be covered. Man: (softly) I see God. God: On the foot massager, it had shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think u wanted to be in the dark. Man: I'm sorry God. God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the good and the bad. Man: I will trust u. God: and don't doubt coz my plan for ur day is always better than ur plan. Man: I won't, and God let me just tell u thank u for everything today. God: You are welcome my child, its just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.. If ur grateful to God for all he has done and the ones He is yet to do, type THANK YOU GOD


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- jossy4reall at 10-06-2013 04:40 AM (8 years ago)
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still a nice post.......but if no be say u involve God hia....I 4 tell say na PB

Posted: at 10-06-2013 04:40 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Erejuwa at 10-06-2013 11:52 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO

Posted: at 10-06-2013 11:52 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 10-06-2013 12:03 PM (8 years ago)
 Roll Eyes  Undecided boo
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- Rihannaaa at 10-06-2013 10:16 PM (8 years ago)
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How this one take be joke of the day? Yeye  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 10-06-2013 10:16 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 11-06-2013 08:56 AM (8 years ago)
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Wondering Huh?
Posted: at 11-06-2013 08:56 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 11-06-2013 02:18 PM (8 years ago)
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Copy n paste

Posted: at 11-06-2013 02:18 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Xanchikorea at 12-06-2013 01:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Paste and copy

Posted: at 12-06-2013 01:20 AM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- omomarty at 12-06-2013 11:48 PM (8 years ago)
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i nor fit read now............... later
Posted: at 12-06-2013 11:48 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Erejuwa at 17-06-2013 07:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 11-06-2013 02:18 PM
Copy n paste
i knw datz hw u do

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:48 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Passing

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:50 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-06-2013 04:19 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 23-06-2013 04:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 09:36 AM (8 years ago)
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dis joke dry no b moi moi  Tongue

Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:36 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 04:47 PM (8 years ago)
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Na wa

Posted: at 26-06-2013 04:47 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 04:48 PM (8 years ago)
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4 u  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-06-2013 04:48 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 05:01 PM (8 years ago)
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Wetin i don do again?

Posted: at 26-06-2013 05:01 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 05:08 PM (8 years ago)
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assk ya self na  Tongue

Posted: at 26-06-2013 05:08 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 06:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok...i'll surely do that one day b4 jesus comes

Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:50 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 12:01 AM (8 years ago)
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 Tongue

Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:01 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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