A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading….
… … … … … …
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
Posted: at 29-05-2009 09:38 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
daviespan at 2-06-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago) (m)
makes no sense men, how come da man had all the riches in multiplication then the heart disease by subtraction? it was supposed to be a multiplicative stuff huh? is this darwin's or tenny's theory, just for records rate.
u r one biased son of a gun
im moving on........
u ain't seen nothing coz its seen u, n u ain't heard nuthin coz its heard u. dig dat sucka
Posted: at 2-06-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Kristiantus at 2-06-2009 09:41 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: daviespan on 2-06-2009 09:13 AM
makes no sense men, how come da man had all the riches in multiplication then the heart disease by subtraction? it was supposed to be a multiplicative stuff huh? is this darwin's or tenny's theory, just for records rate.
u r one biased son of a gun
im moving on........
see wahala oooo... daviespan, you sure say you read the post so? the issue of the heart disease bein subtrated na lie.... the woman wished for a mild heart attack, so the man cum get heart attack ten times milder than his wife.... true true, you be son of a gun... omo ogun...
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