I wrote your name on d sand it got washed
i wrote your name in d air,it was blown away
Then i wrote your name in my heart & i got heart attack..........
HUSBAND:
They saw me hungry, they created food
They saw me thirsty, they created PEPSI
They saw me in d dark, they created light
They saw me without problems, they created u.........
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
U should know what u r
& once u know what u r,
mental hospital is not so far.........
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on u?
WIFE:
Roses r red, violets r blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in d zoo
Don't feel so sorry, u will find me there
Not in cage but laughing @ u
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