What Do You Think About Mr. Solos?

Date: 16-06-2013 1:14 am (11 years ago) | Author: Johnson Achebe
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- at 16-06-2013 01:14 AM (11 years ago)
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A friend sent me a link to one of his popular jokes about 3 weeks ago, upon reading the joke and some other ones on his website, I fell in love with his unique idea of making jokes about celebrities. So, I noticed that some of the people that comment on the jokes thought the guy is serious not knowing it is only jokes. For me, I think it is easy to know that what this guy is writing is jokes and there is no need of taking him serious. He has written jokes about several celebrities such as Genevieve, Omotola, D'banj, Don Jazzy, Tonto Dikeh, Funke Akindele, Saheed Balogun, Wizkid, Davido and some others that I can't remember for now. If you have seen any of his jokes, what do you think? Did you know it is joke or you took him serious? If you've not, here is one of them for you to read, you can also visit his webpage at www.spammers.com to read more then share your view.


Toolz is a virgin for real, she passed my test - Mr. Solos




Solos: Hi Toolz

Toolz: How are you Solos?

Solos: I'm blessed. What about you?

Toolz: Same. What'z up?

Solos: People didn't believe that tweet.

Toolz: I don't care.

Solos: Oh! No. You should care.

Toolz: Why?

Solos: You know, if you can prove it, you're going to be like gold in the eyes of your fans.

Toolz: So, what do I do to prove it?

Solos: I can help.

Toolz: How?

Solos: I will test you and announce the result to the world.

Toolz: Are you insane? What are you talking about?

Solos: Oh! No. Not what you think. I'm not going to do the real thing. It's just a test.

Toolz: But, I still don't know how you want to do the test.

Solos: Don't worry. Lets go in.

(few minutes later)

Toolz: Be gentle Solos.

Solos: OK.

(after some minutes)

Solos: OMG! You were telling the truth. I can't believe this.

Toolz: Common Solos! Not when you just confirmed it.

Solos: Yeah! I mean you're a virgin for real.

Toolz: Well, my plan is to safe it for marriage.

Solos: Is good. Your future husband is a lucky man.

Toolz: Yes. I know.



Posted: at 16-06-2013 01:14 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- 3zeaters at 16-06-2013 01:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Note Gismania is run by bunch of useless people, why convert a genuine website to spammer site. Do not click on that link rather google Mr Solos and you will see his web link.
Posted: at 16-06-2013 01:22 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- winace at 16-06-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Funny joke .
Posted: at 16-06-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ezchusa at 16-06-2013 12:24 PM (11 years ago)
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lolzz

Posted: at 16-06-2013 12:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 3zeaters at 16-06-2013 10:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 16-06-2013 06:57 AM
Funny joke .
  so funny.
Posted: at 16-06-2013 10:30 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Warisdis?

Posted: at 17-06-2013 06:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 3zeaters at 18-06-2013 03:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 17-06-2013 06:34 PM
Huh? Huh? Huh? Warisdis?
joke about toolz oniru virginity claim. hillarious.
Posted: at 18-06-2013 03:02 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 18-06-2013 10:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 3zeaters on 16-06-2013 01:22 AM
Note Gismania is run by bunch of useless people, why convert a genuine website to spammer site. Do not click on that link rather google Mr Solos and you will see his web link.

yeye gal has spoken

Posted: at 18-06-2013 10:36 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- 3zeaters at 19-06-2013 11:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 18-06-2013 10:36 AM
yeye gal has spoken
Oh Yes!
Posted: at 19-06-2013 11:39 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 20-06-2013 04:49 PM (11 years ago)
Enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 20-06-2013 04:49 PM (11 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 23-06-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 3zeaters on 19-06-2013 11:39 PM
Oh Yes!

Grin

Posted: at 23-06-2013 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 08:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: 3zeaters on 16-06-2013 01:22 AM
Note Gismania is run by bunch of useless people, why convert a genuine website to spammer site. Do not click on that link rather google Mr Solos and you will see his web link.

Ghen ghen things

Posted: at 26-06-2013 08:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 12:34 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:34 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 27-06-2013 07:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 27-06-2013 07:23 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 07:54 AM (11 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Sad Shocked

Posted: at 27-06-2013 07:54 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stevalen at 27-06-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue ;Dshe is really a BIG VERGENE
Posted: at 27-06-2013 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 02:17 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 27-06-2013 02:17 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sucre4u at 28-06-2013 07:42 AM (11 years ago)
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So u ar implyin dat toolz  is a dump gal? Jst askin
Posted: at 28-06-2013 07:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silverndgold at 29-06-2013 07:56 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 29-06-2013 07:56 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 30-06-2013 09:44 AM (11 years ago)
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funnny?

Posted: at 30-06-2013 09:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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