JOKE:BLACK MAN PRAYER

Date: 21-06-2013 11:42 am (10 years ago) | Author: samuel
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May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our
faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even
though, we black people, haven't sinned. I'm saying this because we are not the
ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a
white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be
whipped!

Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be
crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we
don't have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that's the place
where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna  to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maiduguri
and come back. We've never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible;
therefore we can't possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If
you don't believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ, and
you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a
Nigerian took part to that sad event

This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black
people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change.


Posted: at 21-06-2013 11:42 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 21-06-2013 04:48 PM (10 years ago)
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real black man prayer.....gud prayer though....I'm kinda like the prayer

Posted: at 21-06-2013 04:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- obamagermo at 21-06-2013 08:16 PM (10 years ago)
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made  in africa prayer
Posted: at 21-06-2013 08:16 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 21-06-2013 09:49 PM (10 years ago)
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But satan na black man naa

Posted: at 21-06-2013 09:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 21-06-2013 10:02 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-06-2013 09:49 PM
But satan na black man naa
Satan was a white angel until he misbehaved b4 baba God come turn am 2 "black animal" not black man,abi u don see normal man wey get horns 4 head?

Posted: at 21-06-2013 10:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2013 06:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-06-2013 09:49 PM
But satan na black man naa

chummyli..u dey joke or u dey serious?... I believe say u don mature to knw some certain things.....satan is neither a black man nor turned to a black man.....he is white and still white.....datz why the whites made correction by saying that satan is not as black as he is painted

Posted: at 22-06-2013 06:30 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 09:24 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-06-2013 09:49 PM
But satan na black man naa

Abeg ooo no do ooo

Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:24 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 09:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Thumbs up poster..nice one

Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:28 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 11:30 PM (10 years ago)
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na stephen be d satan  Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-06-2013 11:30 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 02:48 AM (10 years ago)
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9ice 1

Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:48 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 12:03 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:03 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2014 12:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Shocked

Posted: at 26-01-2014 12:17 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 26-01-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-01-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 27-01-2014 02:12 PM (10 years ago)
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afro beat
Posted: at 27-01-2014 02:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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