Questions nigerians ask!!!

STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK
1. NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2. Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN
HIM YOUNG.
3. On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4. Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY
USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NCC I DEY USE.
5. I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that
the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.
6. *standing in front of a police station*
SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso
rock!
7.*you call me at around 1am in the morning and ask*
were you sleeping?
Answer: NO I WAS PICKING BEANS
8. *you met the toilet door locked from behind and you
ask* is anyone in there
Answer: NO NAH SHIT LOCK THE DOOR FROM BACK
9. *you see me at your door, DRENCHED by rain and
you ask me...is it raining?
Answer::Nooo rain ke, its not raining, i took ma fish for
a walk in the swimming pool!!
Lmao you can add yours...

Posted: at 26-06-2013 05:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u see me dey chop for table u ask...u dey chop? no i dey toilet dey shit

u see sey i comot for houx go work for mrng.. u see me dey come back for evening as usual.. u ask.. u don come back? no i  still dey office

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Posted: at 26-06-2013 05:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u see say I don wake up early in d morning den I come to brush my teeth... and u dey ask me u don wake......no I still dey sleep....na my spirit u dey see so

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Posted: at 26-06-2013 06:53 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

pb4

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Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:06 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

chai

Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Make i dey recycle una brain

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Posted: at 25-01-2014 07:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Huh

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Posted: at 26-01-2014 12:05 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero