Where is God?

Date: 09-06-2009 5:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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A couple had two little boys, ages dinho4lyf eight and teeco ten, who were excessively
mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured
that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some
way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their
sons' behavior.

The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they
should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really
lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them
individually. The eight-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat
the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself
in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What
happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing
and they think we did it!"

Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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HAH! AM OUT!!
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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to where?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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YA HOUSE!
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenly at 10-06-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 10-06-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 10-06-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-06-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 10-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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LOLZ
Posted: at 10-06-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
SIS U GOT ME
Posted: at 10-06-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago)
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huh sis
?
Posted: at 10-06-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 19-06-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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sup here
Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 19-06-2009 09:43 PM (14 years ago)
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quinzee4me,na i ask u for the last time,WHERE IS GOD?
Posted: at 19-06-2009 09:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 20-06-2009 08:18 AM (14 years ago)
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very fuuuncky dude Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2009 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kutim456 at 20-06-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? u guys are funn............................................................y keep the good work up
Posted: at 20-06-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 21-06-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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NOTHING DO U
Posted: at 21-06-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 21-06-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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..
Posted: at 21-06-2009 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 21-06-2009 06:38 PM (14 years ago)
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..
Posted: at 21-06-2009 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago)
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O God! Realy funy
Posted: at 23-06-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cassandralily at 23-06-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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 nice1....doh but sth is lackin...wat abt 2nd boy..huh?
Posted: at 23-06-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 23-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quinzee u are playing with fire and it might end of burning u  Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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