Joke : Welcome aboard Nigerian Airlines!

Date: 25-07-2007 12:31 am (15 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
- at 25-07-2007 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways


Posted: at 25-07-2007 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:25 AM (15 years ago)
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I really look forward to flying on Nigerian Airlines.  Since the terrorist won't be any where near it,  I have nothing to worry about  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 3-09-2007 02:04 PM (15 years ago)
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hopefully they land on my village, no further transportation needed..!! Grin
Posted: at 3-09-2007 02:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Lolololol...Bt heard anoda version of it
Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha! Nig Airways!
Posted: at 10-04-2009 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 10-04-2009 08:21 PM (13 years ago)
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@Recovered
It was the egyptian version

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-04-2009 08:26 PM (13 years ago)
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...........

Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nollylove at 12-05-2009 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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:-x
Posted: at 12-05-2009 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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