Salty jokes

Date: 14-06-2009 2:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Liuba
- at 14-06-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Hi!
I would like us to post here interesting jokes, which can teach us something. No dirty ones, please!

Thanks in advance for understanding!

Posted: at 14-06-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- liuba at 14-06-2009 02:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Dear Tech Support:

Three years ago, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall option doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

KEEP READING!!!
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
Posted: at 14-06-2009 02:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nickyvil at 14-06-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this you sure say you dey normal newbie
Posted: at 14-06-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 14-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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u try

Posted: at 14-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- byenny at 15-06-2009 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 14-06-2009 04:15 PM
wetin be this you sure say you dey normal newbie


abeg confess ur Ill-literacy to father silly
Posted: at 15-06-2009 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Funnny.... Wont b 4does wit out brains . Lol. Bt e long o!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Speechless!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 16-06-2009 02:31 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 16-06-2009 02:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 16-06-2009 02:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: byenny on 15-06-2009 01:27 PM
Quote from: nickyvil on 14-06-2009 04:15 PM
wetin be this you sure say you dey normal newbie


abeg confess ur Ill-literacy to father silly

shut up!!
Posted: at 16-06-2009 02:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted too many times!!!

Posted: at 16-06-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 17-06-2009 10:04 PM (14 years ago)
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kai

Posted: at 17-06-2009 10:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 17-06-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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BIG KAI
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 17-06-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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na wha oo
Posted: at 17-06-2009 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 18-06-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Kai! Kai! Kai!!!...................KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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