marriage...(pls dont tell me you have heard it b4)

Date: 25-07-2007 2:38 am (15 years ago) | Author: herre
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- at 25-07-2007 02:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Posted: at 25-07-2007 02:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- beekay at 10-08-2007 05:09 AM (15 years ago)
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it's quite true.
Posted: at 10-08-2007 05:09 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- LadyC at 23-08-2007 04:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Man that is so so TRUE! 
Posted: at 23-08-2007 04:20 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- gen2esther at 19-11-2008 12:40 AM (14 years ago)
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I Concur
Posted: at 19-11-2008 12:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 01:13 AM (14 years ago)
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 Wink Undecided :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MandateofGod at 20-09-2012 05:07 PM (10 years ago)
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very very true talk!!!
Posted: at 20-09-2012 05:07 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-09-2012 05:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes

Posted: at 20-09-2012 05:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 20-09-2012 06:10 PM (10 years ago)
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u are right............ nice one
Posted: at 20-09-2012 06:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nwakaaku at 21-09-2012 10:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Nice one.
Posted: at 21-09-2012 10:54 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- jessymic at 21-09-2012 10:59 AM (10 years ago)
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you are left............... nice two
Posted: at 21-09-2012 10:59 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 21-09-2012 12:18 PM (10 years ago)
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IF NA TRU MAKE ONA NO MARRY AS 4 ME NA LIE BCOS I WANT 2  MARRY
Posted: at 21-09-2012 12:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 21-09-2012 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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okay  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 21-09-2012 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 25-09-2012 09:24 PM (10 years ago)
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quite true

Posted: at 25-09-2012 09:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvin_babyboy at 26-09-2012 07:39 AM (10 years ago)
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So whats your point

Posted: at 26-09-2012 07:39 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 26-09-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago)
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Ask dem

Posted: at 26-09-2012 05:16 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- colenzo at 18-10-2012 09:53 PM (10 years ago)
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NICE TALK BUT NO JOKE

Posted: at 18-10-2012 09:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2012 11:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmmm

Posted: at 18-10-2012 11:32 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- globala at 19-10-2012 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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you!

Posted: at 19-10-2012 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 19-10-2012 04:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: MandateofGod on 20-09-2012 05:07 PM
very very true talk!!!


Who told you?

Posted: at 19-10-2012 04:45 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 19-10-2012 04:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Warisdis? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 19-10-2012 04:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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