Who is to Be Blame; the Police and the Guy or Girl

Date: 18-06-2009 2:26 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 18-06-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Please help me

 In Warri, There was this my guy sunbathing Nood at the Sapele river on Tuesday when one small girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

So The little girl says, "What's under there?" out of curiousity So the man lied and answers, "A small bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in general hospital and in great pain.

bcos he was operated on, the doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened to you?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the waterside to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about.

So they asked her what happened to the man. She answered: " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with the bird he hid from me. After a while as i was playing with it, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs. The little girl was arrested so who is to be blame

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- enjoyment at 18-06-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha haha haha haha hahahahahahhahaahahahhaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i go die ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ogibigibi

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vint at 18-06-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Men! Dat ws so funny! Wel, d man is to blame 4 falling asleep witout locking his bird and also allowing his bird spat on d little gal.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rbest at 18-06-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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I blame the man wey expose his family for the public to see, what do u expect of that innocent girl? cut off the thing jaree hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kzee9ja at 18-06-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago)
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eeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funyyyyyy

Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 19-06-2009 12:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: enjoyment on 18-06-2009 04:22 PM
hahaha haha haha haha hahahahahahhahaahahahhaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i go die ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ogibigibi

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nollylove at 21-06-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-06-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temi07 at 22-06-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin that is hilarious.
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vint at 22-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rbest on 18-06-2009 05:43 PM
I blame the man wey expose his family for the public to see, what do u expect of that innocent girl? cut off the thing jaree hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
pls dnt stop laughing......................
Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 22-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.... How com i dont see u in d jokes section?
Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Solidstonez at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Solidstonez at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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