New Equations

Date: 19-06-2009 11:58 am (14 years ago) | Author: Glory John

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enjoyment at 19-06-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago)

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[font=comicEquation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
PRESERVE NATURE BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR MOTHER sans ms][/font]

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 19-06-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

akxrech at 19-06-2009 12:10 PM (14 years ago)

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What kind of brainz do u have? eh? Huh?

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:10 PM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

enjoyment at 19-06-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago)

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Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:17 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

walerian at 19-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)

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ridding

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 19-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago)

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Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

walerian at 19-06-2009 12:38 PM (14 years ago)

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............

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enjoyment at 19-06-2009 12:41 PM (14 years ago)

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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:41 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Savelife4real at 19-06-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: enjoyment on 19-06-2009 12:41 PM

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Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

shine1177 at 19-06-2009 03:32 PM (14 years ago)

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who be ur maths teacher? I need to know him.

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rbest at 19-06-2009 05:44 PM (14 years ago)

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at poster, u are up to something and i thing that ur best is yet to come

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enjoyment at 19-06-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago)

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Thank to all who really enjoyed these Equations,i am working on a new one just keep searching or better still check my blog u'll be more than happy.

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:07 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

nollylove at 19-06-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

enjoyment at 22-06-2009 09:21 PM (14 years ago)

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Please Leave your thougth

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:21 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 22-06-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

:)PRESERVE NATURE BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR MOTHER

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 23-06-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago)

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Men please learn to work for money and always remember to spend it on women,for the women don't just collect these money spend it that's what make the world go round.

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 23-06-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

macgreat at 23-06-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)

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okau

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

enjoyment at 23-06-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: macgreat on 23-06-2009 11:19 AM

okau

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 23-06-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)

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haha

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enjoyment at 23-06-2009 10:28 PM (14 years ago)

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where are all the happy Donkeys?

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

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enjoyment at 23-06-2009 10:59 PM (14 years ago)

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'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 23-06-2009 10:59 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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