Naija and Hell

WHAT   A   CALL!

 

                           

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil said  "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States ; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil said  "One naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & said  "One naira???    Only one freaking naira??"

The Devil said   "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call!

 

PRESERVE NATURE BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
 

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Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 Re: NAIJA AND HELL
« posted : Today at 12:45:28 PM »   

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i tink av hrd dis b4.......
maybe yes but try to vote

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Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oboy you don fold my hands oh you too much honestly i crack my ribs 

Posted: at 19-06-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted: at 20-06-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lol.

Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hav seen this lots of tym. D guy Copy this joke from jokes forum. Pb4

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

HEAL NA HEAL NAIJA NA NAIJA ABI NO B SO? OBOY NA SOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 23-06-2009 10:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na by force to vote? abi smtin else dey there?

Posted: at 24-06-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

rbest wetin happen? talk dat tin wey dey ya mind now o!

Posted: at 24-06-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac