what will you do as a woman?

Date: 19-06-2009 12:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Glory John
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- at 19-06-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago)
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TWENTY DOLLARS~

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new  husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first  lovemaking encounter.

In  his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years,
with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she
needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in
a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that   his employer was going
through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It
was
unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years
of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly$1 million.Then she
showed
him certificates of deposits issued  by the bank which were worth over
$2
million. She explained that  she had 'charged' him for sex, and these
were
the results of her savings and investments.

The husband was so astounded he could  barely speak. Finally he found
his
voice and blurted out,
'If  I'd had any idea what you  were doing, I would have had sex only
with you.'

That's when she shot him.



You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut...!!!!   Huh? Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Recoverd at 19-06-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Cool.
Posted: at 19-06-2009 01:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- walerian at 19-06-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago)
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why kill him na? he just told her the truth. u see why lies fits gurls?
Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Savelife4real at 19-06-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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lack words

Posted: at 19-06-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 19-06-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Another man that failed to appreciate the good wife he has at home.
Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 19-06-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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why begrudge the guy him enjoyment in the in between
Posted: at 19-06-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GlamourPuss at 22-06-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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hahaha
lol men ar silly!!!
Posted: at 22-06-2009 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enjoyment at 22-06-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Rem to Vote Please

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temi07 at 22-06-2009 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nollylove on 19-06-2009 07:55 PM
Another man that failed to appreciate the good wife he has at home.
Abi o, atleast this way she would get to enjoy the money she saved alone.
Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 23-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nollylove on June 19, 2009, 07:55:07 PM
Another man that failed to appreciate the good wife he has at home.

Abi o, atleast this way she would get to enjoy the money she saved alone.

No no no, that's a greedy one, but there's a saying that's beside every successful woman there's a man, so how is she going to be successful witout the man.

Posted: at 23-06-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 23-06-2009 10:53 PM (14 years ago)
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PLS VOTE B4 U CHECK OUT

Posted: at 23-06-2009 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 24-06-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Thank God am not a Woman

Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- walerian at 24-06-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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thank God for me too o!
Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 24-06-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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hahaha haha hhahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted: at 24-06-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 24-06-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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I will just laugh if i b woman

Posted: at 24-06-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 24-06-2009 09:57 PM (14 years ago)
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But as i no b woman now i go just call the man mumu

Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 25-06-2009 11:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Good Morning All Naijapals

Posted: at 25-06-2009 11:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 25-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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naija Good morning oooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 25-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Good morning...Enjoyment would you find it humorous and feel successful if your wife told you that?
Posted: at 25-06-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- enjoyment at 25-06-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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if my wify but she is not here.

Posted: at 25-06-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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