all for change

Date: 22-06-2009 7:53 am (14 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
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The CEO of Tyson Foods manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. Tyson Foods is prepared to donate $100 million dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.'"
The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord - it must not be changed."
"Well," says the Tyson man, "We anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, we will increase our offer to $300 million dollars. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.'"
Again, the Pope replies, "That, my son, is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be changed."
Finally, the Tyson guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Tyson Foods respect your adherence to your faith, but we do have one final offer. We will donate $500 million dollars - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' Please consider it." And he leaves.
The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is some good news," he announces, "And some bad news."
"The good news is that the Church has come into $500 million dollars."
"And the bad news, your eminence?" asks a Cardinal.
"We're losing the Wonderbread account."

Posted: at 22-06-2009 07:53 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 23-06-2009 03:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 23-06-2009 04:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Pope took the offer? Yuck
Posted: at 23-06-2009 04:11 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ronky at 24-06-2009 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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omg. cool one
Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 25-06-2009 02:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-06-2009 02:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 25-06-2009 08:57 AM (14 years ago)
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took the offer that is beta than that from the bread sellers
Posted: at 25-06-2009 08:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-06-2009 06:49 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-06-2009 06:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 26-06-2009 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 26-06-2009 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 28-06-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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pissout
Posted: at 28-06-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- efe2004 at 28-06-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago)
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peace inn
Posted: at 28-06-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- temi07 at 30-06-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago)
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