GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS

Date: 23-06-2009 9:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Alade
- at 23-06-2009 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Dear Sweet Heart,
I can't send my salary this month the global market crises has affected
me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweet heart.

Your loving husband,
B

His wife replied...
Dearest Sweetheart,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses
I paid with the Kisses...

EXPENSES PAID
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses. every month
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the House rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him the other
items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can
complete the month using this balance to pay the tithe , offering , laundry gas , and lesson money for the kidds .
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice /Give your approval in principle

Your Sweet Heart,

Thank you.


Posted: at 23-06-2009 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- lyinka at 23-06-2009 09:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny but hope say nobe someone close to you it happen to?

Posted: at 23-06-2009 09:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yoppiedrift at 23-06-2009 10:20 PM (12 years ago)
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nöööö not directly......
Posted: at 23-06-2009 10:20 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 24-06-2009 06:08 AM (12 years ago)
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sorry posted b4
Posted: at 24-06-2009 06:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 24-06-2009 07:42 AM (12 years ago)
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CHIE...
Posted: at 24-06-2009 07:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 08:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Federico na only jalous u sabi......... maga

Posted: at 24-06-2009 08:17 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chariontime at 29-06-2009 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one, but posted b4
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- efe2004 at 29-06-2009 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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i done see am b4  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:07 PM (12 years ago)
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ok ooo

Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 29-06-2009 12:07 PM (12 years ago)
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photocopy, duplicated
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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poster better delete this b4 copyright detector login

Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- efe2004 at 29-06-2009 12:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 29-06-2009 12:19 PM
poster better delete this b4 copyright detector login
8)is good u tell him
Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 12:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Bcos i know say Kido no go take am easy

Posted: at 29-06-2009 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- temi07 at 30-06-2009 07:11 AM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss :-*lol
Posted: at 30-06-2009 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 30-06-2009 08:07 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm !anyhow. leave the poster, before u know it...its the complainers that will post more
Posted: at 30-06-2009 08:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 08:49 AM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 30-06-2009 08:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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