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Date: 30-06-2009 12:19 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Glory John
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- at 30-06-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Wife:'What are you doing?' 
Husband:   Nothing.
Wife:           'Nothing...?  You've been reading our  marriage certificate for an hour.'   
Husband:    'I was looking for the  expiry date.'     
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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'   
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'   
Wife:         'Yes or no.'   

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Wife:     'You always carry my photo  in your wallet.  Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how  great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'   
Wife:    'You see how miraculous and  powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself  what other problem can there be greater than this one?'   
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Stress  Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your  worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'   
Boy:  'It's  very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or  troubles.'   
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't  married yet.'
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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,  he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'   
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right  thing.'   
Son:  'But  mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'   
____________ _________ _________ __   

A newly  married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my  father hadn't left me a fortune?'   
'Honey,' the woman replied  sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A  FORTUNE!'   
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Girl to her  boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the  early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do  you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 
He looked  at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of  humor!'
 Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 30-06-2009 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Funnie, I have heard some of them before....

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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haba bros?

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-06-2009 12:25 PM (12 years ago)
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who is bros?

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one........keep it up..

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Sillyjokker no b bros u b?

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:36 PM (12 years ago)
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teeco, u knw na...
Thanks....
Quote from: teeco on 30-06-2009 12:26 PM
Nice one........keep it up..

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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  Re: Flat Tummy
« posted : November 06, 2008, 08:32:20 AM »   

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Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?
 
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« posted : November 06, 2008, 09:30:08 AM »   

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Quote from: Sillyjokker on November 06, 2008, 08:32:20 AM
Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?

PIRACY!!! you no know say na the jokes some people take the chop? u wan spoil their market?
 
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« posted : November 06, 2008, 09:32:45 AM »   

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But Rezi, I neva see who collect money for posting any joke here before. Abi something dey we we no no? tell us now o! or forever hold ya piss>>>
 
 

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: enjoyment on 30-06-2009 12:28 PM
Sillyjokker no b bros u b?
Oboy Silly no be bross ooo

Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 30-06-2009 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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silly na woman
Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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we don tell you ooo

Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:04 PM (12 years ago)
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yap i don knw na ooooooooooo, thanks bro
oh sorry 2 bro

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 02:06 PM (12 years ago)
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yes......keep it up..........

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Bro na u oooooo b d encouragement hear ooooo, notin do u
thanks

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: enjoyment on 30-06-2009 02:11 PM
Bro na u oooooo b d encouragement hear ooooo, notin do u
thanks
I no Undestand, are you speaking in tonque ??

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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tongue? can't get u clearly
explain further

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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ok just keep it up............

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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keeping it up is enjoyment business.
enjoyment no get d owner, if u fink otherwise show me...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-06-2009 03:29 PM (12 years ago)
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ok continue.....

Posted: at 30-06-2009 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toinsauller at 30-06-2009 04:22 PM (12 years ago)
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i must no involve myself in thiiiiiiss!!!! Grin
passing lol
Posted: at 30-06-2009 04:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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