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Date: 30-06-2009 12:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Glory John

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enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago)

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Wife:'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
Grin

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:19 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 30-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)

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Funnie, I have heard some of them before....

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:24 PM (14 years ago)

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haba bros?

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:24 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 30-06-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago)

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who is bros?

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:25 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 12:26 PM (14 years ago)

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Nice one........keep it up..

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:26 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago)

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Sillyjokker no b bros u b?

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:28 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago)

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teeco, u knw na...
Thanks....

Quote from: teeco on 30-06-2009 12:26 PM

Nice one........keep it up..

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:36 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago)

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Re: Flat Tummy
« posted : November 06, 2008, 08:32:20 AM »

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Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?

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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

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Re: Flat Tummy
« posted : November 06, 2008, 09:30:08 AM »

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Quote from: Sillyjokker on November 06, 2008, 08:32:20 AM
Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?

PIRACY!!! you no know say na the jokes some people take the chop? u wan spoil their market?

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Re: Flat Tummy
« posted : November 06, 2008, 09:32:45 AM »

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But Rezi, I neva see who collect money for posting any joke here before. Abi something dey we we no no? tell us now o! or forever hold ya piss>>>

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: enjoyment on 30-06-2009 12:28 PM

Sillyjokker no b bros u b?

Oboy Silly no be bross ooo

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Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

federico at 30-06-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago)

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silly na woman

Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 01:46 PM (14 years ago)

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we don tell you ooo

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Posted: at 30-06-2009 01:46 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:04 PM (14 years ago)

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yap i don knw na ooooooooooo, thanks bro
oh sorry 2 bro

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:04 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 02:06 PM (14 years ago)

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yes......keep it up..........

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:06 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)

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Bro na u oooooo b d encouragement hear ooooo, notin do u
thanks

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 02:36 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: enjoyment on 30-06-2009 02:11 PM

Bro na u oooooo b d encouragement hear ooooo, notin do u
thanks

I no Undestand, are you speaking in tonque ??

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:36 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago)

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tongue? can't get u clearly
explain further

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago)

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ok just keep it up............

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

enjoyment at 30-06-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago)

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keeping it up is enjoyment business.
enjoyment no get d owner, if u fink otherwise show me...

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 30-06-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 30-06-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago)

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ok continue.....

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 30-06-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Toinsauller at 30-06-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago)

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i must no involve myself in thiiiiiiss!!!! Grin

passing lol

Posted: at 30-06-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

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